Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore
Wanda: sorry timmy that’s against da rules…we can’t interfere with mental illness ):
Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax
Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*
most tired-looking dude ever
me at Best Buy: yeah okay this computer is nice and all but is it really fast enough to handle Neopets
snoopy image of the day
pretentious-dandy-deactivated20:
next bond should be jennifer coolidge
I mean
SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)
Plankton roasts an entire family
To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
thought this would be a banger on tumblr
“Great Greek philosphers” you mean a man with an opinion? I can find that anywhere
